They #Don'tMention Me Because I'm #NotHuman

 They'll create a Forum on Reddit called /rainbowunicornfeed.

PATC can just take my #humanity.

I am already #imaginary.

Wala nang nakikigamit o nanghihiram ng computer

Manila is #InternetMirrorCity.

Our (secret agents) schools and offices are in Katipunan, Antipolo, Commonwealth, Cubao, Mandaluyong, Makati, Marikina.

The PNPSumbungan App.

Tap the following options to report a crime.

• Murder (Nadapa ako.)
• Forgery (Slip-of-the-tongue.)
• Theft (Heartburn.)
• Illegal Trafficking (Natulala ako.)
• Rebellion (I got blamed.)
• Rape (I was harassed.)

Other options:

I am a Witness.

• Take a photo of the crime scene.

I have a Lead.

• Take a photo of the #suspect. 
• Name and Age of #TheSuspect.

Other page:

List of Punishments

• Imprisonment (2 weeks)
• Community Service (4 months)
• Execution (Electric Chair)  

Convicted Criminals will not receive a Good Moral Certificate.

Victory members are not Rebellious. When they're angry, they lock themselves in their bedroom and cry. Rebellious People bring friends with them.

#Crying is #Moodiness. #Notrebellion.

With every Sumbong, the citizen's name and location will be sent to the PNP.

The Vibe of The Police.