My Transformation is Complete. I Have Turned into A #RainbowUnicorn

 This is what happened to me.

I am no longer human. I am already pure #Fantasy.

I am no longer made of scars. I am already made of STARS, DREAMS and CLOUDS.

I have traded my humanity for poetry.

I used to be like this.

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Now I'm like this.

#BTW, all these girls need to sell me all their old stuff on Ebay. Or they won't be unique. :)

I have my own Ebay account. It's tastytwine. You can buy my old stuff also.

Now, these are my #RainbowUnicorn functions:

1. I lie down.

2. I design my own clothes.

3. I read books with pretty covers.

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#LiteraryFiction

4. I stan people.

5. I write poetry.

6. I doodle aesthetic things.

7. I play instant games.

8. I have an online job.

9. I keep quiet. I don't scream.

10. I collect many relaxing things.

11. I live a slow life.

Everyone else can have numbers like, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50 and 100. I'll just have weird numbers like 7, 8, 27, 19, 81, 18, 69.

I have an idea. Everything on the market that's meant for #OTHERS will have a price tag of 10 PHP, 15 PHP, 20 PHP, 100PHP, 500PHP, 1000PHP. Lahat #Sakto.

If it's meant for #ME, it's price tag is 17PHP, 9.99PHP, 12.26PHP. Everything should just be labelled #ME and #OTHERS.

*If she slaps you, that means you have unfinished homework. 

*Aakyat daw siya step-by-step sa TORRIEST TOR mula sa NI. 

*She wants TAMI, to finally show her true self. To show behavior of a person with absolutely no knowledge of PATCBlog. 

 

*According to my knowledge, PATCBlog means #trends or #uso.

I'll introduce myself:

Hi, I'm Tami and I really like notebooks, literary fiction, mindfulness, and oolong tea. I am interested in art films, foreign language films, and indie music from Korea. I wish for the following items: Graphic Mini-Skirt, Graphic Hi-Top Sneakers, Really Big Exercise Shoes, Colorful Socks, Colorful Sunglasses, Book-Sized Blank Journals, Custom Pencils, 100 Crayola Crayons, 

*If she slaps you, that also means that you just made a purchase of an item that was meant for PATC.

*Slapping occurs when An Act of Perjury occurs.

Sino yon? Who's the Person/Criminal who just committed #Perjury right now? Hulihin na yan.

Dahil lahat ay nadamay.

#This Just In: A Crime Just Occurred.

Bakit ka ba #nadapa ngayon-ngayon lang? Because #Someone just comitted an #ActofPremeditatedMurder and didn't get caught.

People killing, people dying.

All I wanna do is: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang

#AllDemBlackMusic

#Taya means #SomethingIsNotRight

#Giling Means #Anger

#SkimpyClothes means #Anger also. They're about to go #KickSomeone.

They perform #Live because they're #Angry

Instead of #RockingOut, they #Dance