from joan: the freaking best box.

 they want to eradicate "mercy" from humanity.

they want everyone to be badass.
sabi na nga ba.
someone went and took cutesy stuff and just got fame and money and everything just for taking it. so, what the fuck is up with humans and cutesy stuff? 
so, dahil malaya siya sa sarili niya, she's trying to frame everything cute and merciful. so, she's trying to get every single cute and pitiful thing into trouble. and completely eradicate "pity" from humanity.
so, a white person has to take a stand and say, what is the use of "pity"? What is "pity" for? If everyone likes strength, why should there be pity at all?
She wants strength!
No more pity.
No more pieces.
No more slices.
I want the whole fucking pizza for myself.
So, why do I also get pieces? Why do I get only get 1 slice? I'm going to fucking find the source of pity and kill him. I'm going to kill the only pitiful person in the world so no one takes pity on me. So no one has pity anymore.

The solution is the personal inbox.
All the leaders will sit in the box. Instead, she will be the only person who has a fucking live-feed inbox of everything that's happening in the Metro.
She will have her own box subscription.
siya lang ang may fucking Balikbayan Box. Ganon kalaki yung subscription niya. :P
Kada buwan, meron siyang sariling Balikbayan Box-sized subscription of all the Best Items in the Metro. Including Invitations to events and places. :P
She will have have her own house. Just for herself. Filled with all the best things in the Metro.
She also has her own daily subscription of the Fucking Best Lunches in the whole Metro Manila.
So, her own team of writers arrange everything behind the Personal Inbox Project. They send and arrange all of PatC's hugest box subscriptions. In partnership with Concentrix, arranging PatC's personal schedule and calls. :P