- Travel by foot. Walk to places!
- Do marathon running.
- Bike all the way!
- Ride your motorcycle.
- Skateboard all the way.
- Rollerskate all the way.
Exception:
- Brgy. Nangka Residents can use Public Transportation (Except Buses.)
20210630
Habang Naghihintay #Meron Siya
She has currently transferred to this house. It's in Woodridge Heights, Tumana, Marikina City.
She has to watch this vlog to know about jocks and cheerleaders.
Night Time, My Time
Morning People - CCF
Brunch People - The Feast
Noon People - Catholics
Afternoon PPL - Filipinos
Evening People - BOL
Night People - All the Victory People
So, she wants (kwan) me to her Typist.
The ideal life that we at Concentrix have in mind for her is like this:
She should do all the art therapy exercises at Thirsty for Art (YouTube).
I found this in #TheAttic: Miranda Mary Piker (Poem)
So I have this illustrated poem about a naughty girl called Miranda Mary Piker.
Along with a whole lot of other strange poems, this composed a whole book of illustrated poetry.
It was #MyInstructions!
That's #MyMessage.
I am a person like this today.
For those strange books that you keep, we all have book-listing websites like Goodreads, LibraryThing, BookSloth, Olmenta, Whichbook and Bookish.
Because we, at #BookSloth, spend most of our #FreeTime reading.
She's the most professional BookTuber.
Recommendation to my Online Bosses: If you have #OfflinePositions, Climbthestacks is a good one.
*I think Miranda Mary Piker is some random girl #runningaroundtown.
I think she's trying to go for Dora at her Quincinera Party (Robot Chicken).
Why #NoOneBothers About #RainbowUnicornFeed AKA #MC
Because #Marikina already has a happy ending.
This is #LilacStreet in Concepcion Dos, Marikina.
This is PLMAR (Greenheights, Marikina).
It's one, seriously #chill school. #Affordable ang tuition.
This is ArtworkPH. It's a Philippine Brand, and it's a #MarikinaBrand.
Ate Andy's #gift from the Philippines cousins was a trip to Artwork.
She was also supposed to watch #SeniorYear at the cinema when it was released.
(Fig. 1. Ayala Cinemas Trailer.)
Kahit sa #Glorietta pa kami manunuod. >:P
This is IV of Spades. They're just a band from Marikina (Concepcion Dos). Just like #Mikee.
This is them gettin' clothes from De Ukay Ukay. :P
Yano - State U (Real State Us, BTW.)
Some Pinoy Magazines that I know of are:
Scout.PH, ChalkPH and Rogue Magazine
She wants to be notified. (Please, PATC)
Just to be sure, She Wants the Entire #RainbowUnicornFeed to be notified.
If I'm illegal, I'm not Rainbow Unicorn anymore. #Marikina will just be obliterated.
They say: She already #obliterated Quezon City.
She is one, big #Destroyer.
She is #TheOmen Demon Kid.
Just don't #obliterate towns. Don't #kill peeps!
This is me saying, "Please."
This is him saying, "Please."
This is them saying, "Please."
This is what Tami's day is like.
She wakes up at 6:00 PM. Today is her busiest day, as it's a Friday. She takes a bath, brushes her teeth, then eats breakfast. Her breakfast consists of a bowl of Korean Instant Noodles and Oolong Tea. She lives in Trevi Subdivision, Marikina.
Her classes at Benilde Antipolo start at 8:00 PM. She reviews her notes first, as there's no time for cramming anymore in The New Normal.
She is currently enrolled as a BS Microeconomics major this trimester.
Her classes end at 11:00 PM. Jco, Tami and Bailey try to eat snacks at Ministop Fairlane before going back home to Trevi.
Back at home, Jco, Bailey and Tami try to work on their online job for 3 hours on Storenvy. From 12:00 AM to 3:00 AM.
They read books for 2 hours (3:00 AM to 5:00 AM) then go to sleep at 6:00 AM (sunrise).
Play This Game: Identify #WhatCity in Metro Manila This Product Belongs To
(One) Facial Moisturizer
(Two) Clothing Brand
(Three) Restaurant
(Four) Foundation Powder
(Five) Denim Jeans
Commercial Break: I just noticed some similarities...
(One) Black Girls
(Two) Filipina Girls
(Three) Indian Girls
(Extra)
If you wanna Avoid Wearing Pink...
You should actually avoid wearing any skin tones.
True Color*
Is it the same for makeup?
- Yes?
- No?
The New Normal Age: A Life. (Example)
Tricia wakes up at 6:00 AM in her house in Dona Juana Subdivision, Ortigas. She immediately checks the clock on her wall. Did she forget anything last night? Looks like she's really done with yesterday's work.
She checks her phone and checks the app Habitica. She checks what habits she has to complete right now.
After checking off her morning routine, she makes sure she has a healthy breakfast with her housemates.
(Hey Joan, did you like #thatJam just now?)
Breakfast is done. We have to get ready before #TheBus arrives for work.
At work. We work for exactly 3 hours because Our 21st Century Attention Spans are that short. They're also that fast.
We're finally done with work. Work is just about as long as a college school day.
*Para lahat ng tao may trabaho, we'll just have shorter work days. Market Prices will adjust accordingly. :P #DTI
They hop on the bus and head back home.
They spend time practicing dancing at home.
The New Healthcare System: Changes in DOH
(One) PhilHealth Insurance
All Dem Lolas (#Cupcakes) will pay for all our hospital bills. Their taxes will duly be received by PhilHealth.
(Two) Going to the doctor shall be completely free.
(Three) In case it's #Grandma who has to go to the hospital, her taxes and others' will have paid for the accident already. Donations from other parties are also allowed.
(Four) All Dem Doctors Are #NotTheRichest Anymore. They will finally all receive their salary from the #Government.
Need an #MRIScan? Never get #rejected anymore by The Hospital.
Remember this?
LTO Transportation System: The New Normal
Every Home Community is arranged into #Subdivisions.
Each #Subdivision has its own:
- Office/Workplace
- Service Bus or Van (For Large Families)
- School
- Grocery
- Laundry Service
- Cleaning Service (#Cleaners)
- Food Delivery Service
- Monthly Medical Check-ups (NO MORE COVID. Remember #H1N1?)
- If the subdivision wants to #eatout they have to arrange their #dinnerevent with the #Homeowners'AssociationPresident
- They also have to coordinate with the #Homeowners'Association if they will have a #partyevent in another subdivision.
- Valid IDs are needed for each. An ID Card will be generated for each service.
- Biometric Security System may be applied. Even for Groceries.
#NoMoreTrafikPls
We need Dis #BigWallet for all Dem ID Cards.
Only Residents of #BrgyNangka (Marikina) can:
- Use Public Transportation (FX or UV Express, Jeepneys, Tricycles, Tribikes, Train Systems like LRT and MRT)
- Eat at the Carinderia
- Eat inside Malls (SM and Ayala Malls)
Everybody else can:
- Eat at Restaurants outside the Mall (SM/Ayala)
- Take their own car and leave the subdivision (w/o taking the bus) with a permit from the Homeowners' Association.
#AskyourGrandma
"What was life like before, Lola?"
Timeslots:
- Everyone in the world will share the #24-hourTimeFrame.
- Everyone will only have a 3-hour workday or school day.
- Each subdivision will have their own timeslots!
- If Anastacia Village (Greenheights, Marikina) goes to their office in UP-Technohub (Commonwealth) at 8:00 AM - 11:00 AM, Trevi Subdivision (Nangka, Marikina) will go to their office in Cubao Araneta Center at 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM.
#NOMORECOVID Pls!!!!
More Particulars (Area Codes)
Marikina City - #RainbowUnicornFeed
- Artwork Village (Parang)
- Teriyaki Boy Village (Tumana)
- Books for Less Village (Fortune)
- Book Sale Village (Rancho Estate Subdivision. Just sell inside the houses.)
- All the Protestant Churches and Schools (ex: Marikina Methodist Church) will be converted to Book Sale Stores or Filbar's Stores.
- All the Rainbow Shops are still online.
- #ExclusiveItems are sold on Lazada and Zalora.
- Korean Make-Up and Drugstore Make-Up
Makati City - Victory City or Lazada City
- The Face Shop and The Body Shop
- "Magallanes Station", "Brgy. Legaspi"
- Greenbelt Mall - Lazada Building
City of Manila - #InternetMirror
Ortigas City - Shopee City
- SM and Ayala Malls will be converted to Fisher Malls - Shopify & Shopee stores.
- All the old stocks from SM and Ayala Malls will be given to Ortigas residents for free.
- Sephora
San Juan - FanFiction and FanArt City
- Linya Linya and Tita Witty Galore in Ayala Malls Santolan.
- Benefit
- Younger Brother of Taguig City
Taguig - Etsy City
- MAC Makeup
Pasay - Shopify City
- Revlon
Pasig - Carousell City
- Nyx Makeup
Apps for Life Tracking. Or Apps to help you grow up. (We #BecomeAnAdult and not just #BeAnAdult)
#BecomeAnAdult
#Adulting
For Tami, AKA #RainbowUnicorn Because She's #NotHuman
For WaTERRIERS, or other Victory Nangka Youth.
For Victory
For The Feast
For CCF
For Bread of Life
What's in Tami's Phone?
Model: Random Samsung Smartphone
Apps:
- SuperBetter (Life Tracking App)
- VSCO
- Dscout
- PNPSumbungan App
Favorite Built-In App:
- Radio (I also like listening to Jam 88.9 in the morning. :P)
What is in My Phone? (Example)
Model: Samsung Galaxy S10
Apps:
- Habitica (To track my life. Have to quit smoking. 👼)
- PNPSumbungan App
Favorite App:
- Built-In Radio, (I love tuning in to Monster Radio in the morning. 😍)
Pls don't delete the Chromebook. It's actually #SET.
A Chromebook is lightweight.
It makes sure you actually get some sleep.
It makes sure you do things the legal way.
All the apps are glorious.
It has a self-managing Anti-Crash mechanism. So it kind of doesn't crash.
It's the lowest-priced laptop.
It makes sure the volume isn't too loud.
It's just right.
It's durable.
Remember, I'm richer than PATC.
Technology Rules for the New Normal
#RainbowUnicornFeed 🍧
- Laptops
- Tablets
- Smartphone Printer
- Fujifilm Instax
- iPhone
- Macbook
- iPad (We use iPads for Digital Painting*)
- Non-SamsungGalaxy Smartphones :P
- Use the Laptop at home
- Google Chromebook
- Android Laptop
- Apple (MacOS) System
- They have an online job. (Work-at-home)
- Smartphone Photography
- Stock Photos and Images
- GIFs
#InternetMirror 👻
- Desktop Computers
- Linux OS System
- Windows OS System (BOL)
- Own Samsung Galaxy (Smartphone)
- Own Windows Smartphone (BOL)
- Must use the computer at the Mayor's House (The Computer Shop)
- Must have a job outside of the house or offline.
- Canon DSLRs (BOL), Other DSLRs (Others)
- Others: Digital Cameras, Every Old Film Camera
- Everyone must upload only original content. Have original photography. (Just go out and take photos!) Walang copy-paste.
For Everybody:
CCF
- WordPress
- LiveJournal
- LibraryThing
- Last.fm
- Shopee & Shopify
- Leica (Cameras)
- Monday (Task Management)
Fig. 1. "Professionals".
The Feast
- Tumblr
- Book Depository
- Deviantart
- Goodreads
- Kobo
- Spotify
- Todoist (Task Management)
- Digital Cameras, Old Film Cameras, Old Camcorders, Film SLRs
- Nikon
Fig. 2. "Production Team".
Victory
- Blogger
- YouTube
- SoundCloud
- BookSloth (& Litsy)
- Online Work.
- Kindle
- Amazon, Ebay, Lazada, Zalora, (Non-Shopify Dropshipping Platforms) RedBubble, Society6, Threadless
- Apple
- Polaroid, Instax, Apple, GoPro, Fujifilm
- Coursera, EdX, KhanAcademy and Others
- Slack (Task Management)
- Ko-fi (Pang-kape lang.)
Fig. 3. "Technical Team".
Bread of Life
- Canon (Tech)
- Windows (Tech)
- Xbox
- Facebook
- Twitter
- LINE Messaging
- Talk & Text SIM
- BandCamp
- Kickstarter & GoFundMe
- Yahoo!
- Olmenta (Books)
- Microsoft To Do (Task Management)
Fig. 4. "Logistics Team".
Catholics
- BookBub
- Tablets (GalaxyTab)
- Waze / Grab
- iFM
- Sony
Fig. 5. "Cooking team."
Filipinos
- Bookish
- TikTok (Dapat may TikTok na sa Kiangan!) "Bok, bakit wala ka bang selfie?"
- Magic FM
- GOMO Sim
- Olympus, Panasonic
Fig. 6. "Delivery team."
20210629
She: Everyone has to EAT MY GUILT so I don't feel Guilty anymore (The Self-Feeding System)
I received news on my laptop just now:
She sure is one #fan of #sustainableliving
Because #GrandmaEsther has to be #appeased. Confirmed.
Why am I (Ms. Rainbow Unicorn) already SET? Because no one could do the job of #LIVINGUPSTAIRS. I took the job. I truly climbed and #LIVEDUPSTAIRS.
This is my life #UPSTAIRS.
She may be rich. But I'm richer already.
I climbed upstairs in 2015.
So, everyone else gets poorer. I'm the only one who gets richer as time passes.
She's not Regina George anymore.
She's already #Carmen.
Twin Peaks by David Lynch
Because I'm #JustaRainbowUnicorn
Because I'm #NotSerious
#REAL means #Serious
Here's Twin Peaks by David Lynch
Because I'm #Conservative
#VersatileBecause I AM THE RAINBOW UNICORN. I am not #TheSparrow
Lagi na silang nagse-cellphone. Lagi na silang nagte-text.
This is what #TheSparrow looks like.
#TheSparrow also looks like this:
She has #EvilLaughter
WA. Ter. COLOR. Set.
They #Don'tMention Me Because I'm #NotHuman
They'll create a Forum on Reddit called /rainbowunicornfeed.
PATC can just take my #humanity.
I am already #imaginary.
Wala nang nakikigamit o nanghihiram ng computer
Manila is #InternetMirrorCity.
Our (secret agents) schools and offices are in Katipunan, Antipolo, Commonwealth, Cubao, Mandaluyong, Makati, Marikina.
The PNPSumbungan App.
Tap the following options to report a crime.
- Murder (Nadapa ako.)
- Forgery (Slip-of-the-tongue.)
- Theft (Heartburn.)
- Illegal Trafficking (Natulala ako.)
- Rebellion (I got blamed.)
- Rape (I was harassed.)
Other options:
I am a Witness.
- Take a photo of the crime scene.
I have a Lead.
- Take a photo of the #suspect.
- Name and Age of #TheSuspect.
Other page:
List of Punishments
- Imprisonment (2 weeks)
- Community Service (4 months)
- Execution (Electric Chair)
Convicted Criminals will not receive a Good Moral Certificate.
Victory members are not Rebellious. When they're angry, they lock themselves in their bedroom and cry. Rebellious People bring friends with them.
#Crying is #Moodiness. #Notrebellion.
With every Sumbong, the citizen's name and location will be sent to the PNP.
The Vibe of The Police.
My Transformation is Complete. I Have Turned into A #RainbowUnicorn
This is what happened to me.
I am no longer human. I am already pure #Fantasy.
I am no longer made of scars. I am already made of STARS, DREAMS and CLOUDS.
I have traded my humanity for poetry.
I used to be like this.
Now I'm like this.
#BTW, all these girls need to sell me all their old stuff on Ebay. Or they won't be unique. :)
I have my own Ebay account. It's tastytwine. You can buy my old stuff also.
Now, these are my #RainbowUnicorn functions:
1. I lie down.
2. I design my own clothes.
3. I read books with pretty covers.
#LiteraryFiction
4. I stan people.
5. I write poetry.
6. I doodle aesthetic things.
7. I play instant games.
8. I have an online job.
9. I keep quiet. I don't scream.
10. I collect many relaxing things.
11. I live a slow life.
Everyone else can have numbers like, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50 and 100. I'll just have weird numbers like 7, 8, 27, 19, 81, 18, 69.
I have an idea. Everything on the market that's meant for #OTHERS will have a price tag of 10 PHP, 15 PHP, 20 PHP, 100PHP, 500PHP, 1000PHP. Lahat #Sakto.
If it's meant for #ME, it's price tag is 17PHP, 9.99PHP, 12.26PHP. Everything should just be labelled #ME and #OTHERS.
*If she slaps you, that means you have unfinished homework.
*Aakyat daw siya step-by-step sa TORRIEST TOR mula sa NI.
*She wants TAMI, to finally show her true self. To show behavior of a person with absolutely no knowledge of PATCBlog.
*According to my knowledge, PATCBlog means #trends or #uso.
I'll introduce myself:
Hi, I'm Tami and I really like notebooks, literary fiction, mindfulness, and oolong tea. I am interested in art films, foreign language films, and indie music from Korea. I wish for the following items: Graphic Mini-Skirt, Graphic Hi-Top Sneakers, Really Big Exercise Shoes, Colorful Socks, Colorful Sunglasses, Book-Sized Blank Journals, Custom Pencils, 100 Crayola Crayons,
*If she slaps you, that also means that you just made a purchase of an item that was meant for PATC.
*Slapping occurs when An Act of Perjury occurs.
Sino yon? Who's the Person/Criminal who just committed #Perjury right now? Hulihin na yan.
Dahil lahat ay nadamay.
#This Just In: A Crime Just Occurred.
Bakit ka ba #nadapa ngayon-ngayon lang? Because #Someone just comitted an #ActofPremeditatedMurder and didn't get caught.
People killing, people dying.
All I wanna do is: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang
#AllDemBlackMusic
#Taya means #SomethingIsNotRight
#Giling Means #Anger
#SkimpyClothes means #Anger also. They're about to go #KickSomeone.
They perform #Live because they're #Angry
Instead of #RockingOut, they #Dance
20210628
Her Crimewave
(One) Being A Rampaging Serial Killer.
She even breaks in and enters. It happens in our dreams also.
(Two) Crashing Weddings and Crying "False"
She is the actually the good person in the story.
(Three) There's No Chosen Girl Anymore. Every Single Girl Is Just the Second Option.
All the girls are the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
(Four) We all have a lame, low-paying job.
(Five) The Gap. The Whole Gap of Love is The Gap Between Heaven and Hell.
Fig. A. A Gap of Distance
Fig. D. A Gap of Appearance.
Fig. G. A Gap of Health.
Because the gap is so great, and we didn't know. No one told us beforehand. We all had to face to death. Not knowing if we would ever find a love life.
This is us trying to go on a date. It's #RealLife.
The inner workings of man. #OneLongPost
Image 1. A man's components
Some explanations
Image 2. Different Types in the Classroom
How a Rockstar (Victory Member) Comes of Age
By: Alone time. Me-time. Time for self-reflection. Quiet time.
"Just leave me alone." "I want to be alone." "Please give me privacy." [Shuts the door. Magkukulong sa kwarto] Bringing home weird items and keeping/displaying them in their room.
Course: The Arts & Letters (Creative Writing, Sociology, History, Psychology, Sports Science, Economics, Philippine Studies, Home Economics, Interior Design, Comparative Literature, Anthropology, Clothing Technology)
By: Exposure. Experience. Socializing. Updates. Keeping up with friends.
"Please, samahan mo ako." "Clingy ako kasi." "Uy, bakit hindi ka nag-text?" "Pwede mo ba akong gisingin mamaya?" #CandidLagi
Course: Mass Comm, Tourism, HRM, Journalism, Public Administration, Education, Community Nutrition, Sculpture, Painting
How A CCF Member (Or Jocks and Cheerleaders) Comes of Age
By: Formal events. Learning management skills. Time management. Executive skills. Having responsibilities. Proper attire/"Carrying yourself". Coordinating with friends. Answering when called. Professionalism.
"Pull yourself together." "You can do this." "Push the envelope." "Magpu-push through kaya?"
Course: Business Ad, Engineering, Computer Science, Biology, Health Science, Visual Communication, Business Economics, Civil Engineering, Computer Engineering
How a Filipino Comes Of Age
Course: Statistics, Library Science, Community Development, Film, European Languages, Philosophy, Filipino, Malikhaing Pagsusulat, Theater, Dance, Music, Political Science, Architecture, Mathematics, Landscape Architecture, Speech Communication
"You should actually take a really inspiring course."
Christians look like this:
They give pep talks and motivation.
Architecture is motivation also.
Lola: "Dapat mag-swimming kayo para mawala yung hika niyo."
Generally, How Anyone Comes of Age
How #Catholics Come of Age
"Ma, wala akong magawa. I'm bored."
"Maglinis ka ng bahay."
Course: Barista Services, Bartending Services, Tour Guiding Services, Secretary Services, Conceirge Services, Food and Beverage Services, Entrepreneurship, Dressmaking Services
"I just want to have a small life." "I want to live in a cottage by the sea." "I want to head to New York and become a writer." "I want to live a simple life."
You actually #quit your job and became an artist. #Non-Christian Catholics actually just have a life and any job actually. Any available job. They'll get a job that looks cute.
They say, "Catholicism is idolatry."
Catholics actually say, "Catholicism is magic."
This is what a #Non-Christian Catholic's life is like. #AteSha
They want a cute life more than money.
By the way, all the rockstars are actually Christians.
Christians look like this:
Riot GRRRL:
Selection Process:
Remember why you're here.
#Actually remember why you're here.
And #FinishIt.
#ClassicalMotivation.
Animo La Salle.
#Cheer
Do you remember. That La Salle is Victory talaga.
Here is Victory Worship.
We did this a long time ago.
We are actually into this (CONCERNED ABOUT THIS) right now.
A Victory House looks like this:
Tornado na siya. Semplang na lang siya.
Victory wants to investigate this next:
Si Dio.
This church has very strange music.
This is Catholicism in India.
Take the Wheel.
With a fist talaga. #Feminism
This is actually how nerds dance.
Sige, #tulog lang muna me.
Ganito tayo nung high school tayo.
How Bread Members Come of Age
Lola: "Dapat mag-swimming kayo para mawala yung hika niyo."
Courses: Geography, Geology, Industrial Engineering, Metallurgical Engineering, Molecular Biology & Biotechnology, Mining Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Geodetic Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, BAA
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